Early last month, the entire flock of Gitelson cousins convened in New York to celebrate our Owie turning five. After the festivities, the children transformed into their super-powered alter egos, collectively known as The Supercousins(TM). From left to right, we have GI Josh, The Claw, Pink Lightning, The Polka Dot Crusader and his sidekick Super Shepherd, and Spidergirl.
While the rest of the Supercousins pose glamourously for their Justice League Weekly cover, The Claw has spotted danger at hand. The photographer is actually a super villain!
Thankfully, Super Shepherd is on the scene. Never without his trusty steed, Lambie, he disarms opponents and sheep alike with his thunderously adorable gaze. Cybershotica has no choice but to lay down her weapons and meekly resume shooting the cover photo.
Just as calm is restored to the set, the Polka Dot Crusader takes to the skies. "I'm sorry, everyone, but I've just learned that there's a gang of children being terrorized by mechanized singing cows! I'm off to Stew Leonard's... up, up, and away!"
"Oh no, I'm too late, here come the singing cows now! Supercousins, attack!"
"Super polka dot turbo speed powers... Activate!"
The Claw, Pink Lightning, and GI Josh follow loyally after their polka-dotted leader, while Spidergirl and Super Shepherd stand stoically back, glaring menacingly at the robo-cows.
The battle is won! The terrifying cowbots are defeated! The Supercousins(TM) charge forth in joyous triumph!
Pink Lightning shows off her incredible strength as an innocent hug turns into a 20" power lift.
The Supercousins(TM) join hands and repeat their pact of honor: "To serve, rescue, and protect America's children against the threat of animatronic beasts and beings across our great nation! By the Power of GITELSKULL!"
But wait - oh no! Spidergirl is just about finished eating her butterfly prey, and is getting ready to go after Lambie! Will this tear the Supercousins' allegiance asunder?
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