Hot Outfit of The Week

This hot outfit has been through peril and battles with the law. Owen, ever the baby outlaw, was recently accosted by the police. Apparently it is illegal to be as cute as he is in the state of New York. The police informed Owen that he was going to be deported to Uzbekistan, the only country in the world where cuteness of his magnitude is legal. Owen would have none of it. He set out to escape the police. To dull down the cuteness quotients, and become less conspicuous Owen donned a onesie from tante Katie featuring ugly monsters and a banner reading "I Love You!" He mistakenly thought this would diminish his good looks. How wrong he was! The ugly monsters only enhanced his charms. The fact that he forgot pants and unleashed his chubba bubba juicy thighs on the world made brought him national recognition and placed him on the FBI 10 most wanted list.




Owen decided to go deep undercover. He donned an ear-flap, hand-knit hat from Mary, one of Poppy's amazingly generous, super-rad, co-worker and former A+ students (of which there is only one).



He posed as a hippie in hopes the cops would pass him by.



He hoped that eating his toes would gross the police out enough, that they would mistake him for an uncute baby. No dice. Such delicious toes only brought more attention.





Alas, Owen was caught. Tragically, he never thought to leave the couch where he was first sitting when the police threatened him. He tried to hide from the flash of the media cameras but such a story causes a paparazzi circus.




Thankfully, Owen busted out of Uzbekistan and ran home as fast as his legs would propel him. Impressive seeing as an ocean was involved. Here, he pantomimes his daring escape for me.

On a totally separate note-- this fugitive turned 6 months old today! Our baby bear has been making our world a much more beautiful, silly, wonderful place for half a year!