Owen is not just an adorable baby-- he is a trained attack beast. He has an arsenal of tricks up his sleeve to lure his victims in. His prey is typically found on women. He plays nice at first. He coos at you and laughs at your jokes. He reaches out to touch your face tenderly-- or so you think. Before you can comprehend the magnitude of the situation he has gone in for the kill. His prey... the kind-hearted dangly earring. In this video witness a failed attempt at capture. Notice how quickly Owen reverts to his sweet self after the earring escapes. He goes right back to sitting and observing. He pretends to be interested in Grandpa's coughing but if you looks closely you can see the bloodlust in his eyes.
Here are some of his hunting tactics.
Owen begins by hiring a stooge. The adult mimics Owen's expressions and posture. You are taken aback by the oddness of the adult size doppelganger. Your defenses are down.
Next, Owen smacks you with his totally disarming thighs. They are so cute, you get dizzy and begin to swoon. Resistance is futile.
He quickly smacks you in the head with whatever object is readily available. He swoops in and grabs the earring while you lay dazed on the floor.
Quickly, quietly the chubby beast retreats to his hiding place with the spoils.
Owen begins by hiring a stooge. The adult mimics Owen's expressions and posture. You are taken aback by the oddness of the adult size doppelganger. Your defenses are down.
Next, Owen smacks you with his totally disarming thighs. They are so cute, you get dizzy and begin to swoon. Resistance is futile. 
He quickly smacks you in the head with whatever object is readily available. He swoops in and grabs the earring while you lay dazed on the floor.
Quickly, quietly the chubby beast retreats to his hiding place with the spoils.
2 comments:
He's so cute! i can't wait to get attacked!
I'm with Jane on this one - "Oh my gawd, whatta doll."
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