Do you have a pesky blueberry problem? Are those scrumptious berries littering your lawn or filling your fridge with their ugly, blue yumminess? For only $10.99 I will let you use the "Blueberry Machine." As you can see from the video, the machine is slow to start-- but quickly picks up his pace and employs a patented two handed method to house as many blueberries as possible in as little time as possible. Your $10.99 gets you the machine's services for a full meal-- with no little to no messy clean-up*! Upon returning the unit, I will clean the blueberry poops that stain his cheeks purple at no extra cost to you!
* You are responsible for cleaning your own walls, high chair, rug and any other areas that may be affected by the machine's spittle. In order to ensure safety to these areas, attempt to clean the machine as often as possible during rabid ingestion process.
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i'll take one - only if it's the one advertised - i'll pay double! i'm a pretty good blueberry machine myself but not nearly soooooo cute!
It took me a long time to figure out that "blueberry poops that stain his cheeks purple" was referring to his tush, rather than his face. I had child protective services on hold for a few minutes.
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